chaos at the castle … and it’s only day 2!

May
2008
09

posted by Lily on quilts

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busy busy busy
I know it’s only Friday (as opposed to the next castle visit which is scheduled for Monday!) but there’s a quick “Oh bugger!” moment I just need to share before I hit the shops.

Monkton – the castle gardener – was keen to get cracking this morning. I found him early, early, carefully sweeping the sun-warmed brick path that wound through the roses and foxgloves.

brick path

He was not to know, however, that the layer of this path is a twit! An earnest twit, but a twit nevertheless. She had carefully measured the finished block from yesterday and it was a lovely 20 1/2. Mmm…. she pondered – my brick path will therefore be 10 squares of 2 for each side with nice topiary trees for the corners.

Aah yes mathematical wonder – but you were putting them ON POINT.

Now lets see how long that finished block is …

finished block is 20

… that’s right – 20 1/2. And how long are your paths – 29!!!!! Yes, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 inches too long.

Monkton simply looked up quietly and then returned to his sweeping whilst I plotted a nice golden Cotswold stone wall dividing the holly hedge from the brick path with its roses and foxgloves. Yes that will work – but I’ll need some more fabric. One always needs more fabric!

So I’m off shopping – one of those tedious trips with several stops. Wouldn’t it be nice to have one amazing, little, independent shop that sells t-shirts, butter, organic free range milk, toy stuffing, corduroy and fat quarters.

Oh, btw, I’ve also ordered Marsha McCloskey’s amazing book of borders. Hopefully that will go someway to eliminating such dilemnas in Monkton’s garden. Only someway – don’t forget I’ll still be in charge of the ruler!

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  1. amy

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